Otters love their buckets.
Seems like a good way to catch an otter. Just put a bucket somewhere and wait for one to sit in it.
>>577
>>579
>>573Why would you want to catch an otter? You just need to befriend an otter, and then you can offer him a bucket as a gift.
>>583 To befriend him of course.
Silly otter! Buckets aren't for eating.
>>625 It looks like he's just really happy about his bucket.
>>580 whoa turtle otter :o
>>645 undercover ott
>>646Why is he undercover? Is he a secret agent otter?
>>648 Metal Gear Solid otter. Maybe on a mission to eat turtles and then have more fun with his bucket.
Otter transportation
Otter waiting for his turn in the bucket.
>>673
>>673What a polite gentleman
>>674Where does one otter end and the other otter begin?
>>718 Do otters have an end?
>>720I certainly hope not
>>718 It's an Otterborous (or, from another angle, a torroid)>>720 Otters = PermanentThere will never be an end to Otters.They are a self-renewing resource.
>>652Wow, what a smart way to transport otters. Can I sign up to be an otter transportation operator(bucket carrier)?
>>741 How do you know that?Last 100 years, otters almost disappeared.People had to fix their homes for them.
It's otters all the way down.
>>780Ever seen an otter shaped cloud?
>>777>Last 100 years, otters almost disappeared.And yet, today they persist.In fact, thanks to internet replication, today otters are more populous than ever.Otters faced down extinction and won; now they're unstoppable.In fact, the great threat to their survival - humanity, through hunting and habitat destruction - have, thanks to excellent propaganda from Otter High Command, been transformed into otters' greatest allies. Now that a critical mass of humans have been awakened to the true glory of otters, the otters' greatest enemy has turned into their best friend and strongest protector.Just more evidence of the superiority, & permanence, of otters.
>>777
>Last 100 years, otters almost disappeared.
And yet, today they persist.In fact, thanks to internet replication, today otters are more populous than ever.Otters faced down extinction and won; now they're unstoppable.In fact, the great threat to their survival - humanity, through hunting and habitat destruction - have, thanks to excellent propaganda from Otter High Command, been transformed into otters' greatest allies. Now that a critical mass of humans have been awakened to the true glory of otters, the otters' greatest enemy has turned into their best friend and strongest protector.Just more evidence of the superiority, & permanence, of otters.
>>797They are still declining... We have to do more to protect them.
>>745You could, but you must ask yourself:Are you transporting the otter, or is the otter transporting you?
>>1171If we are willing to protect them, we may find ourselves surprised by their ability to protect us.>>1172The Original Paradox.& the heart of the mater.
Otter in the bucket.
>>1909You can take the otter out of the bucket, but you can't take the bucket out of the otter.
>>1911>You can take the otter out of the bucketHave you ever tried to remove an otter from a bucket? Very difficult task
>>1911
>You can take the otter out of the bucket
Have you ever tried to remove an otter from a bucket? Very difficult task
>>1918Difficult, but not impossible. Just offer him a tasty snack and he won't resist.
>>1911Otter bucket mentality
Ain't nothing better than a bucket, except for a bucket with leaves.Pic from Kansas City Zoo
Ain't nothing better than a bucket, except for a bucket with leaves.
Pic from Kansas City Zoo
>>653That really stacks my buckets
>>1936How about a bucket with snow?
>>2023Depends on the season.
>>2027Autumn: Leaf bucketWinter: Snow bucketSpring: ?Summer: ?
>>2023 They look like plush toys! >>2028Summer could be a flower bucket! Or fruits?
>>2023 They look like plush toys!
>>2028Summer could be a flower bucket! Or fruits?
>>780It's otters all the way up (to the brim)
>>2029Seems like otters would enjoy anything if it's in a bucket.
What do you call a square bucket?
>>2098A square bucket is called a box.
>>2127And an otter in a box is called a boxtter
>>2136So is a otter in a bucket called a bucketter?
>>2137That would make logical sense to me
A box with otters in it is called a otterbox.
Hmm, maybe otters like buckets because they make good hiding places, similar to hollow logs which otters also like?
Accidents can happen.
>>1925>Otter bucket mentalityWhen otters are in a bucket, none of them will try to get out because it's too much fun in the bucket
>>1925
>Otter bucket mentality
When otters are in a bucket, none of them will try to get out because it's too much fun in the bucket
>>2202 I believe that may have been on purpose
>>2240Otter's gonna take that bucket for a swim. otters like to have alone time with their buckets.
>>3115I like to believe this was a two otter job, where the first one deliberately distracted the human so the second could execute the grab. A well planned otter heist.
>>3116 Perhaps. Or maybe the second otter just saw a good opportunity to grab that bucket. Not planned, but well executed.
>>3117Though have to say otters seem like animals that are enough in tune with each other to plan complex things like that. They'd be able to solve problems together like (how do we steal the guy's bucket without him noticing).
>>2029How about a bucket full of water? I believe humans call that a pool
>>3443 That would be perfect for otters.And that pic is just the cutest!
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