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Did you know that otters are otters?
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What?! You're kidding, right?
What else are they?
Which otter is the most otter, though?
Each one is otter than the other.
Do you have a single peer-reviewed study to back that up?
No but I once saw an otter and it was an otter.
But can you verify that the otter that you saw was actually an otter?
Yeah, it checked all the boxes.
If it checked all the boxes then it can't have been an otter. Otters have no respect for paperwork, box-checking or bureaucracy of any kind. Give them forms to fill out and they'll just get them soggy. Completely impossible to keep track of them. The last census attempt was a nightmare.
Maybe it was looking for something to snack on or play with? You know boxes can have all kinds of stuff in them
I mean if you gave an otter a box, no way it wouldn't check it. That's just how otters are, they check stuff out.
I would disagree in that it failed. If you were able to see the results of otters on bureaucracy, then you know that there are otters. Seems pretty simple to me.
Bureaucracy never stood a chance.
Did you know that otters?
That otters what?
Otters would be as dominant in the office as they are in the wild.
Otters dominate in all situations
They're gonna be the center of attention for sure.
Otters are the ottest. It's impossible to be otter than an otter.
That otters
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Actually, here are some otters checking a box.
Otters aren't otters, there are many different kinds of otter.
